May 2nd


1876: The April Uprising breaks out in Bulgaria. Like most everything else Bulgarians do, it's two days late.


1969: The British ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2 departs on her maiden voyage to New York City. She comes back knocked up and with a set of bad tatoos.

2000: President Bill Clinton announces that accurate GPS access would no longer be restricted to the U.S. military and his drivers helping him find hot pieces of ass.


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