Jacko Doc Troubles
Michael Jackson's last doctor, Conrad Murray, could lose his medical license this week. How all his plastic surgeons still have their licenses is still a mystery.



Private Jet Travel Spike
Corporate spending on private jet travel actually went up in 2009... proving that most executives would rather go bankrupt than fly coach.



Hunting Weekend
Millions of American kids participated in Easter egg hunts this weekend... that kept them busy while their parents hunted for Apple iPads.



Tiger News Conference
Tiger Woods will conduct a real news conference today in front of real journalists... which means most the questions will about how to get Tiger's ex-girlfriends' phone numbers.



Subway Breakfast
Subway is now offering breakfast. Experts say this will drive the chain's profits up, but not as much as they would soar if the chain's owners would actually let the customers use their bathrooms.





April 5th


1614: In Virginia, Native American Pocahontas marries English colonist John Rolfe. Figuring out what to get them for a wedding gift confounds the European and Native American guests for months.


1932: Alcohol prohibition in Finland ends. No one in Finland has said anything coherent since.


1933: President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs Executive Order 6102 "forbidding the Hoarding of Gold Coin, Gold Bullion, and Gold Certificates" by U.S. citizens. Scrooge McDuck is given a waiver.


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